It's - Charles Hamilton

Eric: Hello world, my name is Eric Rosenthal

Jeff: And I’m Jeff Rosenthal.

And together we run itsthereal.com

Eric: We run our website a little better than Yung Berg runs Detroit

Which is to say we actually run our website

Jeff: Speaking on that, for all you snitches out there wondering what

The hell these two idiots are doing hosting a mixtape

Eric: Shouts to mom and dad

Jeff: Then snitch away.

Run and tell everyone you know.

Police, CO’s

Fed’s, Cam’Ron, Rudy Gulliani, that It’s Charles Hamilton is about to

Go down

Eric: Way down, downhill

Jeff: Well just the parts where Charles raps really

Charles: Make sure my mic is loud and my production is right.

Production is

tight

I won’t lose, that is not an option

Rap is not a job, I gotta rap to stop the nonsense

In my conscience, that is not me jotting

I swear I got a rock in my pocket, the shit that I be dropping

Straight crack, got rockers boppin'

Great rap, got hip-hoppers moshing, knowledge dropping

Like your brains gettin' splashed on the curb

I rap for the 'burbs and them cats flipping birds

This is my mission statement, I’ve been the greatest

Since the greatest 6, when I was pencil breaking, wishing for greatness

The latest statements from the greats is

«Nowadays, I’m diesel like sour haze»

Dope fitters dropping the illest shit

If it is something you don’t get, then you are ignorant

Like Mike Jackson in that episode of South Park

Ain’t shit funny, you don’t know shit about Charles

It’s Charles Hamilton

C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR

It’s Charles Hamilton

It’s Charles Hamilton

C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR

It’s Charles Hamilton

My theories go serial, killer through your strereo

Here we go, nobody is near me yo, fear the flow

Here we go, clearly thro-u-g-h

Ya motherfucking balance, and I don’t mean PH

T-H-E-O, gave my tape to 3H

Since then PH-arell, and Jimmy makes

Three great people who say CH is the latest

Something, something, something spaceship

Since outer space candor is considered great candor

I’m the Planet of the Apes, but with great manners

Fuck outta my face cocksucker, please

A lot of these niggas got cocksucker disease

They popped up on TV because they propped up on their kness

And cocked up their knees for lots of the cheese

I’m a monster, believe

Blanca, the opposite of blanco

I decided to out fox you like Solange Knowles, whoa

It’s Charles Hamilton

C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR

It’s Charles Hamilton

It’s Charles Hamilton

C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR

It’s Charles Hamilton

The pop culture rebel, say what you need to say

Most of you niggas is washed up like the VMA’s

The nominees for best rapper of the year

Doesn’t even matter because I’m here, it’s clear, yeah

The blogger from Harlem is a problem

Put your L’s in the air, I see the big picture starring

Charles, the most well fed starving artist

Marvin knows what going on cause I brought him along to

Hum in your mind while you listen

You don’t hear him, but he’s all in my rhymes when I’m spitting

Bring peace in this time of unrest

Seduction to a beat, see it’s time to undress

I am one mess of a kid, no bounty

On my head, when I was dead, God found me

And she crowned me King of the Underground

So it’s a celebration thing when I come around

It’s Charles Hamilton

C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR

It’s Charles Hamilton

(The one and only)

It’s Charles Hamilton

C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR

It’s Charles Hamilton

(And I’m only 20)

Rest in peace Big L. Shoutout to Primo, but you know who did this beat

Eric: You know our living situation has been kind of a mess ever since

Charles moved into the It’sTheReal.com bunker

Jeff;

Yea, the kid thinks he runs the place.

Sega games on the TV

Hard rock on the stereo

Eric: Yea, we used to have culture

Jeff: We used to discuss politics

Eric: You know what the worst thing of living with Charles is?

Probably how he painted.

Eric and Jeff: THE WALLS PINK!

Jeff: Right, yea, it looks like we’re living inside a vagina

Eric: Y’know maybe we should call our apartment the Sarah Pal-inn.

Anyone?

Sure