Me and My Remote Control - Cat Rapes Dog

I saw something strange today

I don’t know what to say

War, corpses and pollution

It seems so real, so real

But it makes me wonder

Why did they make the news

So awful and disgusting

When the rest is so sweet

So I wonder who’s killing the people

Killing the people on TV

The first thing that struck me

Was that it was me

Who’d blown out all the lives

On the TV-screen

But after some shooting

With my remote control

And to my great disappointment

They didn’t fall at all

So tell me who’s killing the people

Killing the people on TV