One Man Woman - Carly Simon

Well it’s plain as rain

And it’s there for all the world to see

Just 'cause everybody does it

That doesn’t make it right for me

Someone is making plans

Involvin' my old man

Everytime I turn by back around

Feelin' like a one man woman

Living in a two time town

Now the place I come from

People don’t grow on trees

And you can’t treat people like meat

Without getting brought to your knees

Now and then

The way I’ve been feeling

Since I hit this town

Like to jump in the river and drown

Feeling like a one man woman

Living in a two time town

Sometimes I’d like

To get out on the floor

Shake it till dawn

Some young thing

Like to teach him the bump

Make me want to take him home

Well excuse me

I don’t mean to preach no lectures

Yeah but me and my man won’t

Be able to stay for breakfast

I guess he’s got the itch

And I’m just a bitch

Who’s trying to bring him down

Feeling like a one man woman

Acting like a one man woman

I guess I’m just a one man woman