Nug so Vile - Cannabis Corpse

Planet X1−4Z

Far from all known galaxies

While searching for lifeforms light years from earth

My vessel was damaged in a meteor storm

Turbulent crash landing

How long will I be stranded here?

Thick with sticky vegetation the new world is very strange

No choice but exploring it further

In a distant clearing firelight can now be seen

Upon investigation I spot an alien being

In disbelief I gaze on it’s stunning beauty

It’s sensual flesh glows green with potent sativa

Filled with carnal desire my presence soon becomes known

Intense attraction clouds my judgement (Weed googles on)

Under the burning sun we two now become one

A night of intense love, we could not get enough

Disoriented, when I awake the creatures gone

I feel agonizing pain coming from my dong

In horror I see my prick is now turning green

Mutated veins sprouting leaves

Aaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!

The tip of what was my junk begins to ooze with small brown seeds

What the hell is happening to me?

What’s worse it begins spreading roots into my deformed body

Screaming for help, the intense pain is overwhelming

My corpse is defiled, it is now becoming a nug so vile

My corpse is defiled, it is now becoming a nug so vile