One Day - Caloe

Yeah the pictures I do not take them

I am truly sickening and you just fake phlegm

I’m doing everything in my nature

To get these girls to give me fellatio

And sure enough, I don’t have to bluff to poke her

I’m just screaming fuck religion, so I will go to no church

My beliefs are my own

I am not a human, ET, and I’m not talking time zone

I write with whimsy, these girls are flimsy

The best place known as Chicago, the windy city

Deep dish, not cheap bitches

Born in the month that the leap year affects, yes, suspicious

Omniscient, is what I’m going to turn you

And if you say no, then I’m going to have to Joe Patern you

I just live by the motto enjoy and live life

And I get high, like Otto in the half pipe

Write down, right now, what I have in my mind

This song’s long like a night gown, definitely not a Mayan

But definitely defiant, I will make my music and never ever will be quiet

I celebrate getting the green like Seth or the celery

And suddenly I’m getting big and rid of all of my jealousy

In the bathroom stall with Katherine Sagal, pegging her with walnuts, thus

Making a pun and spanking a bunch of catholic school girls while rapping a

raping a nun

With nun chucks oh shucks I am the shit

Like sitting on the John Kruk no candle is lit

I used to have the swag but no longer have it

And girl I love your frame, you must be Roger Rabbit

Kent and Kari made me and I’m getting less lazy

And I just want to be amazing and I may sing

Okay ready for verse three

Frankly Aretha Franklin was right R-E-S-P-E-C-T

I can’t get enough of it like a famine-d food

And I don’t belong here like Odd Future on Family Feud

I’ve got more swag then Lady Gaga doing drag

And I do not mean to brag but I get her without a chloroformed rag

And I’m about to make it big like Sean did

And I owe a little bit to Mrs. Dilanchian

I’m about to go hoarse like glue making

Deflowering girls while my sister’s down in Bloomington

I’m about to fondle Jane Fonda

And am about to eat all of these rappers like mangia

I’ve got flow like a river I’m so cold that I quiver

Trying to make rent, that is why I differ

Listen to the music this is my progression

Shooting for the goals like Alexander Ovechkin