I've Been Told (Skit) - C-Mob

The Devil: So, I see you’ve been pretty busy.

How you like the job and all your

powers so far?

C-Mob: Man, I could get used to this

The Devil: That’s good to hear

C-Mob: So, tell me this.

Since the Devil’s job is to see if people are worthy

of God’s blessings, that means we have a direct line of communication to God,

right?

The Devil: That is correct

C-Mob: So when do I get to talk to God?

The Devil: That all depends on your final decision, whether or not you choose

to keep the job

C-Mob: Okay, right on.

I’ve always wanted to talk to God.

I got a lot of

questions I’d like to ask him

The Devil: Him?

What makes you think God’s a man?

C-Mob: Hold on.

So you mean to tell me God’s a woman?

The Devil: Hehe, I guess you’ll never know unless you take the job

C-Mob: Ha, you know you’re an asshole, right?

The Devil: Hehehehe, I’ve been told.

And speaking of women, mortal ones that is,

you know you can use your powers for more than just terror, right?

C-Mob: What you mean?

The Devil: Women, they find it very hard to resist the Devil’s charm

C-Mob: Shit!

Women already find it hard to resist my charm.

I don’t need your

devil powers for that.

haha

The Devil: Hehehehe, you know you’re an asshole, right?

C-Mob: Ha!

Yeah, I’ve been told