If I'm a Man - Burning Brides

If I’m a man

Then you are the god of everything else

If I’m a man

Then I’m gonna think of you when I’m all by myself

When the tears roll down your face

Then you’ll know

If I’m a man

Then I’m gonna put you right up on the shelf

If I’m a man

Then I got a cock that thinks for itself

When the tears roll down your face

Then you’ll know

(All right settle in now, that feels good)

Transmission effect broadcast meat

(Step to the side, start walking)

Plastic (down second street) crushing buildings fall on fat meathead

(All in black)

While lifting Volkswagen to save young blonde Barbie

(Gather round for the downtown clown)

Here comes the trash

(Hey over there, I got something for you)

Oh I’m sorry did I get some on you

Oh, it’ll wipe right up

Hey hey hey hey

If I’m a man

Then I’m gonna love you like no other man could now baby

If I’m a man

Then I’m gonna bring you on down to the gutter with me now honey

When the tears roll down your face

Then you’ll know