Hard Liquor - Bumpin Uglies, Oogee Wawa, Sun-Dried Vibes

Hard liquor

Got me gettin' drunk quicker

No mixer

Tryna' fuck up my liver

I drink and handle

Post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter

Listen up I’ll paint you a picture

Alcoholics talk about clarity

And it’s clear to me

That it’s plain to see

Every drink I take

Is a drink I make

Numb down surrounding reality

Honestly, it’s hard to be

Another mother fucker

Tryna' chase a dream

So I chase my dream

With some Jimmy Beam

'till I’m babbling

Like a possessed fiend

This liquor has got me runnin' my mouth

All of my opinions are coming out

On top of the bar

And I’m ready to shout

You clowns wanna know

What I’m really about

Booze is a crutch

And I ain’t healing

I’m gonna end up

Goin' to meetings

But until then

I’ma keep on beating

Demons away

With liquid meaning

How I’m dealing

With my feelings

Drinkin' up liquor

'till I’m reeling

I’m layin' in bed

With a spinnin' ceiling

Praying to the God

Of porcelain kneeling

Pull out the bottle please

Pour out a shot

Or three

Give me the bottle

Keep the shots

And be my company

We’re gettin' drunk tonight

It ain’t gunna make shit right

But it can’t get worse

And I’ve done my verse

So fuck it man

Let’s get tight

Hard liquor

Got me gettin' drunk quicker

No mixer

Tryna' fuck up my liver

I drink and handle

Post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter

Listen up I’ll paint you a picture

Coronas and Crown

You line em' up

We put em' down

Put it all on Hardesty

I heard he’s buying rounds

Make it a double

Cos' tonight I’m causing trouble

Catch me by the bar

Connecting pieces of the puzzle

Oogee Lee

And SDV

Bumpin Uglies

Plus Howi

Sometime around three

This bar is begging us to leave

So tomorrow I repent

From a lack of common sense

But in my defence

I was drinking Rumplemintz

I crack a bottle

Get drunk

And I hit McDonald’s

My head’ll wobble

From shots and sippin' Cabo

A vintage wine

With legs like runway models

Full throttle

No sorrows

My motto is

Quit tomorrow

I can drink with the best

And I’m not braggin'

With pants saggin'

No laughin'

Just Van Dammin'

This booze covers

All the baggage I’m draggin'

Took me twelve steps

To get in

Then I torched that fuckin' wagon

Ask Brandon

Hard liquor

Got me gettin' drunk quicker

No mixer

Tryna' fuck up my liver

I drink and handle

Post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter

Listen up I’ll paint you a picture

See all the ladies I’ve dated

They’ve demonstrated

They hate it

When I get frustrated

And faded

Thinkin' bout' how I ain’t made it

I found a whiskey

That loves me

Tolerates a curmudgeon

My followers on my socials

See me hollerin'

Fuck it

I’m a man with a passion

For theatrics and drama

I tweet at four in the morning

Ain’t got no time

For the commas

These Millennials

Love that heavy shit

Guess it’s my compelling wit

Bring em' to the fellowship

And crush another day drinkin'

Drinkin' Espolon

Out the liquor bong

Chuggin' margaritas

From dusk till' dawn

Mr. Wrong with them

Sake bombs

Feels like I’m livin' in

A drinkin' song

Find me in the club

With a gallon flask

Drunk off my ass

Punks actin' crass

Next morning

Catch me in mass

Pullin' keg stands

Off the communion cask

I am a menace

That is void

Of all repentance

Drinkin' anything fermented

While I’m slurrin'

On my sentences

Defending this

Is top of an extensive list

Entitled

Fucks I Don’t Give

Fuck How You Live

Ima' keep it going

Till' your boy’s demented

Hard liquor

Got me gettin' drunk quicker

No mixer

Tryna' fuck up my liver

I drink and handle

Post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter

Listen up I’ll paint you a picture

Hard liquor

Got me gettin' drunk quicker

No mixer

Tryna' fuck up my liver

I drink and handle

Post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter

Listen up I’ll paint you a picture

This liquor has got me running my mouth

Hard Liquor