Wicked and Weird - Buck 65

Driving with a yellow dog, I95

He’s got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes

Up at a decent hour, never ate yet

Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol’tape deck

Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves

A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs

Blanket on the back seat, we’re in rough shape

Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape

Looking for a gas station, better make a list

Fill’er up with regular, I need to take a piss

Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel

Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield

Not a care in the world, not a how and a why

No destination, not a cloud in the sky

Back on the road not a moment too soon

Dish ran away with some other spoon

Wicked and wierd, I’m a road hog with an old dog

Singing slow songs, tryin’a hold on Wicked and wierd, I’m a rat fish

Tryin’a practice doin’back flips on your mattress

Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder

Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder

To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench

Been thinking about brushing up on my french

Right there in the glove box, if you should look

You’ll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book

Don’t bother looking, you’ll never find me

I’m starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me Wicked and wierd, I’m a road hog with an old dog

Singing slow songs, tryin’a hold on Wicked and wierd, I’m a rat fish

Tryin’a practice doin’back flips on your mattress

Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird

Christ Almighty, there’s a rattle in the wheel well

Dog fell asleep and man, I don’t feel well

But all I need’s a half decent breakfast

And I’ll be back at it, dirty and reckless

Five o’clock shadow, lips like mudflaps

Hands like eagle’s talons, eyes like hub caps

The further I get, I keep goin’faster

Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture

I have no plans and nothin’to prove either

I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre

The highway’s a story teller, I just write it down

Already been beaten, there’s no way to fight it now

I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days

And laugh 'cause it ain’t like it was in the old days

I figure when I make it to the Heavenly gates

They’ll be working on my car and playing '78's

Wicked and wierd, I’m a road hog with an old dog

Singing slow songs, tryin’a hold on Wicked and wierd, I’m a rat fish

Tryin’a practice doin’back flips on your mattress