Good Morning Mr. Hard On - Brute

Good morning Mr. Hard-on

You’ve been so strange here lately

Good morning Mrs. Teacup

You’re such a fine lady

Who’s the basket case

In this rock’n’roll face

Since the body is braced

For a major piece of action

Good morning Mr. Hard-on

You’re such a sight presently

Good morning Mr. Razor

Are we gonna do some tangling

What’s the big to do

Why the stiffy salute

Who’ll get the tribute?

From this major piece of action

Good morning Mr. Hard-on

You’re looking awful brunch-y

Good morning Mrs. Window

Yours is such a fractured beauty

Push the envelope

Toward the treacherous slope

Mr. Hard-on will float

Toward maker of piece of action

Oh Mr. Hard-on, Mr. Hard-on

Mr. Hard-on, Mr. Hard-on

Mr. Hard-on