I Am Not a Rockstar - Broadway

I straight ironed my hair,

Took me about 10 minutes to get my tight pants on.

Are you looking for the old me?

Cause that loser’s long gone.

I sprayed some bad ass tats on my chest piece.

These kids I used to know, they may know me

But I sold all my friends to the devil

For a brand new double kick pedal

Sorry, I only talk to chicks that are underage

So call me up and if you’re still cute I just might take you backstage

I am a rockstar according to me

So bite your loose tongue

I am a rockstar why can’t you see?

Stop trying to ruin my fun.

Well I need some fans, not some popular girlfriend

I still beg for news from the girls I met

On my last tour I tell them I’m masquerading and faking

I’m waiting for my big break to come some day

But who cares cause I’m still a rockstar.

I am a rockstar according to me

So bite your loose tongue

I am a rockstar why can’t you see?

Stop trying to ruin my fun.

So what if I am alone

And I don’t have any friends

I’m better off this way

I still have Myspace fans that

Will love me no matter what I do or say.

Who cares cause I’m still a rockstar?

I am a rockstar according to me

So bite your loose tongue

I am a rockstar why can’t you see?

Stop trying to ruin my fun.