Questions - Bride

Is it heavy

Is it white

Can I stab it with a knife

Will it bite

Will it scratch

Can I strike it with a match

Can I shut it

Can I lock it

Can I fit it in my pocket

Can I move it

Can I love it

Can I hold it

Can I shove it

Is it round

Is it wide

Will it know it if I lie

Will it bounce

Will it roll

Do I have to pay a toll

Will it fit through a door

Can I sit it on the floor

Can it run

Can it fly

Will it swim

Will it try

Will it hurt

Will it burn

Is it none of my concern

Can I buy it

Can I sell it

Can I trade it

Can I kill it

Will it know if I am gone

Will it sneeze

Will it yawn

Is it short

Is it tall

Will it look good on a wall

Can I teach it

Will it learn

Is it stable

Will it turn

Can I crash it

Can I smash it

Can I beat it into ashes

Will it growl

Will it howl

Can I lay it in a pile

Can it think — tell the time

Is it psychic — read my mind

Will it tickle

Can it laugh

Can I cut it into half

Will it die

Will it mold

Can I leave it in the cold

Is it borrowed

Is it stolen

Is it bruised

Is it swollen

Is it nasty

Is it gross

Can I eat it with my toast

Is it hot like a coal

Does it have a soul

Can it tell if I am lying

Does it know the world is dying

Does it think — have a conscience

Does it know that time’s upon us

Does it read — understand

Can I hold it in my hand

Will it run if it’s mad

Does it have a mom and dad

Can I drive it

Can I fly it

Who will know if I try it

Is it loud just like thunder

Does it look like any other

Does it know it is forgiven

Can it tell if I have sinned