In Heaven There Is No Beer - Brave Combo

In Heaven there is no beer

(No beer?!)

That’s why we drink it here

And when we’re all gone from here

Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In Heaven there is no wine

(No wine?!)

So we drink till we feel fine

And when we leave this all behind

Our friends will be drinking all the wine

In Heaven there is no fear

(No fear)

So we worry too much here

And we drink ourselves full of beer

To help us when we deal with the fear

In Heaven there are no drugs

That’s why we hang with thugs

And when the Lord pulls the plug

All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah

Thugs and drugs

Beer…

In Heaven there is no sex

(Oh no!)

So let’s do that next

And when our muscles no longer flex

Someone else will be having sex

In Heaven there are no wars

Or cars, or movie stars

And when we no longer are

The world will probably still be having wars

What the heck!

Yeah!

Sex and war

Bars and cars

Drugs, thugs

And delicious food