Divorce Me COD - Boxcar Willie

Johnny Bond

Miscellaneous

Divorce Me COD

Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM

So you can call your secret love and break the news to him

You thought you little romance was on the strict QT

So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD

I won’t be around to hear you cry

I’m Texas bound and by and by

You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery

So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD

Well there’s gonna come a day gal when you’ll be feeling blue

You’ll find that you can’t pay your bills with a little old IOU

That dynamite you’re messing with may be TNT

So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD

No need to fall, down on your knees

Cause I know all my ABC’s

Ain’t no college professor, ain’t got no PHD

So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD