The Pinocchio Theory - Bootsy Collins

Ev-er funkin' on baba

This is the world’s funkiest sing-a-long

Sing!

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

Well!

These good old days, these days

Ev-er funkin' on baba

Oh yeah, this is the Pinocchio theory

Don’t fake the funk or your nose’ll grow, sing!

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

We’re the rubber band, and we’re fonk-kay!

Uh the better to funk you my dear

You ask why my funk is so long?

They call me the long song baba

Somebody been funkin' with my funk

Funkin' round funkin' with it till they funk it up

(Don't funk with my funk)

Somebody been sleepin' with my funk

Funkin' round funkin' with it till they funk it up

Sing!

Oh

Somebody been messin' with my funk

(Leave my funk alone)

Funkin' round funkin' with it till they funk it up

Talk to me baba

Ev-er funkin' on baba

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

(Sing along, long song baba)

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

(Uh the better to funk you my dear)

Well!

These good old days, these days

I want to funk with you

Just want to funk with you

I want to funk with you

Just want to funk with you

(We're so fonk-kay)

I want to funk with you

Just want to funk with you

I want to funk with you

Just want to funk with you

Well now I just think

It’s just time for me to huff and puff

And just blow your stuff in, baba

Ev-er funking on baba

You say why my funk so long?

The better to funk you my dear

They call me the long song baba

Well!

These good old days, these days

Keep a lookin' keep bookin'

One day you’re gonna find it baby

Ev-er funking on baba

I am the long song

Hi-di-ho the long song baba

Up, up and away

Hop out

Well!

These good old days, these days

Keep a lookin' keep bookin'

One day you’re gonna find it baby

Uh this is the Pinocchio theory baba

You fake the funk

Your nose got to grow

Sing!

(Talk to me baba)

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

(Don't fake the funk)

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

I think I’ll multiply and do it to you from all sides

Well!

These good old days, these days

(Divide me baba)

Keep a lookin' keep bookin'

One day you’re gonna find it baby

(Watch out)

Ev-er funking on baba

Got you surrounded in my cord, hit me!

Well!

(Huh!)

These good old days, these days

(Stranded baba)

Keep a lookin' keep bookin'

One day you’re gonna find it baby

‘Scuse me

Motor booty baba

I’ll tune you up, I got to stroke ya

(Ev-er funkin' on baba)

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

Rubber fans and funk-a-teers

(Hi-de-o Silver)

Well!

(I'm in the outs)

These good old days, these days

Keep a lookin' keep bookin'

One day you’re gonna find it baby

Just talkin' to myself

This is the Pinocchio theory, you know baba

Don’t fake the funk or your nose got to grow baba