The Monster Mash - Bonzo Dog Band

I was working in my lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

My monster from the slab began to arise

When suddenly to my surprise

He did the Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

It was a smash

It caught on in a flash

The Monster Mash

He did the Monster Mash

From the hall of gore in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

He did the Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

It was a smash

It caught on in a flash

The Monster Mash

He did the Monster Mash

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolf-Man,

Dracula and his son.

The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds

Of Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The poodle stabbers were about to arrive

With their vocal group The Crypt-Kicker Five

He did the Mash

They did the Monster Mash

The Monster Mash

It was a graveyard smash

It was a smash

It caught on in a flash

The Monster Mash

They did the Monster Mash

Come in, Boris, we always have a guest for breakfast.

Ha-ha-ha, I mean, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast.

Igor, have you watered the brains today, Igor?

Igor?