SeshRadio_ Volume 2 - BONES

Hey there to all you seshers out there, this is TeamSESH Radio Chip Kipperly

coming back at you with a brand new week of SeshRadio

We have hot new songs, we have various singer interviews, we have sports,

weather, entertainment coming at you, stay tuned for SeshRadio

Hey there all you boys and girls, we have a brand new one out for you right now,

it’s called ShaveMyHeadChangeMyName, brand new from SESH creator himself,

Bones

ShaveMyHeadChangeMyName, by Bones

Shave my head, change my name, and run away

Anything that will take the attention away from me, now what’s that say?

I don’t give a fuck 'bout the fame, that’s the last thing I wanted to gain

Been a minute since we spoke, still I’m turning to a ghost, I can feel it

everyday

See the ash flow down like snow

In the ditch, by the old backroad

I never had money to throw

Never see me in the club with hoes

See, the outside world is a backdrop that you’ll never see Bones in front of

Rot, let me rot, let me rot away

Cut the blinds, kill the lights, let me fade away

As I lie up on my back and turn the comforter 'til I say

Things will never be the same

Really?

-End of track-

Hello and welcome back to SeshRadio, this is Chip Kipperly, I would just like

to remind everyone that the third annual Uncle Ricky Blunt Run For The Cure 5K

coming up this weekend, do not miss it.

We still have tickets available, people.

You have to call up and get 'em.

I’m gonna be giving some tickets away in a

little bit, alright?

We have games for the kids, we have shows going on,

live performances, you’re not gonna see this anywhere else.

Come,

show your support, we’re gonna give a little bit of the profit away to help

the Backwoods staff out because, you know, we’re just gonna be rolling

Backwoods all day, alright?

So it’s, it’s just gonna be a good day, come.

35 dollars at the door, you get all day, just come show your support for Sesh

Now, for everybody’s favorite Sesh forecaster, Rob Schneider’s kin brother,

Lyle Schneider

Hey, what’s up, guys?

Lyle Schneider here for you today, going over the weather

and uh, we’re gonna see what the forecast is on these next two days

This is the weather channel, weather you could always turn to.

For accurate

weather forecast at your convenience, 24 hours a day

Just wanna update all you guys on the weather for the next couple of days.

It’s looking very lovely going into the weekend, sunny, 70's, mid 80's sun

days.

Uh, night times are going to be tipping down into the 40's so make sure

you have your coats.

Uh, light rain expected Monday through Wednesday with a

clearing-up around Thursday and nice and sunny during the weekend.

You’re listening to SeshRadio

WhyDon’tYouJustGiveMeTheBag?, by Bones

Why don’t you just give me the bag?

Give you the bag?

Sir, would you mind telling me what’s going on here?

Chrissy, I’ll handle this

Fellas, you seem to want this bag pretty bad

Pink lemonade shoes, roll raspberry blunts

While you out here getting stressed bet I’m home getting bucks

Side up when we buck, SESH never gave a fuck

Holding out both hands but you’ll never get a buck

When your album gon' flop they gon' say it’s dumb luck

Ain’t nobody wanna own up to the fact that shit suck

Begone lil men, begone lil boys

Ain’t no place for wannabes, this the level with the noise

Sidewalk talk, it’s the avenue thought

No crease in my jeans, no wallet, no watch

Place in the trees, breeze blowing to the east

Inhale what I got then I disappear with ease

My legs get weak when the Backwoods cheap

Two hearts in my eyes, smile cheek to fucking cheek

Fruits on the trees, bag of Flax Seed

Juice on the ground, spitting pits in the weeds

Fruits on the trees, bag of Flax Seed

Juice on the ground, spitting pits in the weeds

-End of track-

Well guys, it was a very sad day in Sports today.

I don’t… I’m not gonna

throw names or anything like that, but we had some… we had some people,

you know, cheating, tarnishing the good name that is baseball and, umm,

we’re just not gonna stand for that.

So… I hope these people…

I really, I want more names to be brought, brought out into the light because

I will not stand, I will not rest until this is done with, alright?

Hey there, this is Chip Kipperly, we’re gonna check in with our brand new

intern, Lyle the intern, at the Uncle Ricky Fun Run Sesh For The Cure.

Lyle, what’s up?

Hey there Chip, Lyle here coming at you from the ground of the Uncle Ricky Fun

Run For The Cure.

I got little kids playing around high as shit,

we got blunts rolling up everywhere, we have bouncy castles, we have…

like you said, we have wine and beer for the adults, everything is going on

right now, come on down, 35 dollars still at the door.

If you mention my name,

it’s gonna be 5 dollars off.

Come on down and just have a great day