99 Problems BC - Body Count

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West

Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest

I got a b**** from the North, I got a b**** from the South

I got a b**** who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a b**** with air, a b**** with none

A b**** with a knife, a b**** with a gun

A b**** with an a** big as a TV set

And there’s a b**** over there

Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not!

She might not like me, though

No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though

Or I rock the whole damn heard

F*** them all and leave them on a curb

I got a b**** with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling

Who likes to f*** me with an a** upon the kitchen sink

I got a b**** with tits, a b**** with a**

A b**** with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!

I love them crazily, and they love me back

That’s why they stay with me!

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

I got a b****, this old, a b****, this new

A b**** who loves velvet and the colours blue

I got a b**** this fat, a b**** this built

A b**** who all the titties give powder milk

I got a b**** who’s funny, a b**** who ain’t

A b**** who can sing, a b**** who can’t

I got a b**** who loves f***ing on airplane

I even got a b**** who have soul train

I got a b**** who owns rock top bands, long ends!

I got a b**** who’s broke as a plum

But she’s the most fun!

I got a b**** who plays piano, a b**** who don’t

A b**** who dances naked, a b**** who won’t

A b**** who’s short, a b**** who’s tall

A b**** who burns my phone and probably calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily

And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me

So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

I got a b**** who loves the G

She’ll f*** you right after she f***s me

I got a b**** who loves boats

I got a b**** who loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a b**** that’s fast, a b**** who’s slow

A b**** that’s a virgin, and a b**** that’s a hoe

A b**** that lies, a b**** that’s true

A b**** who’s a man, because your b**** is too!

I got a b**** this cool, a b**** this hot

A b**** who loves rap, a b**** who loves rock

A b**** who’s lost, and one who knows where is at

She gets up on me and purrs like a cat

I got a b**** that runs, a b**** that walks

A b**** she yells, a b**** she talks

A b**** this dirty, a b**** this mean

A super fan b**** that I not to.

me

Then I love them all, I love them crazily

And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me

So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and the b**** ain’t one

Hit me!

99 problems and the b**** ain’t one!