Mean Stepmama Blues - Bobbie Gentry

Oh stepmama, what do make you so mean?

Mmm stepmama, what do make you so mean?

Why, you’re the meanest spiteful woman

This baby girl has ever seen?

Mmm mmm stepmama, interceptin' U.S. mail

Caught you stepmama, interceptin' U.S. mail

And all the time you’re rockin' your own boychild

You’re singin' twilight on the trail, happy trails

Mmm hmm, whup on out that leather strap

Mean stepmama, polish up that leather strap

And beat your poor stepchild senseless

Before you take your beauty nap

Mmm stepmama, the last laugh’s gonna be on you

Oh, oh stepmama, the last laugh’s gonna be on you

'Cause I seen, I seen the Polaroid picture

Wrote a song called Mean Stepmama Blue