Realness of Space - Bob Schneider

I want some eyebrows

Bushy and big and

Full of bear fur

Sittin' right on my face where

You can see them

Fall in the chasm

Of despair when

I don’t get exactly what I want out of life

I want my house back

I want my ski pants

I want some bullets

I need a gun too

I want the Jacksons from 1973

I want the Osmonds

Want you to love me

I want a teacher

From outerspace

Who’s got a different

Perspective on the

Whole human race

There’s no reason

Why we can’t get along

Except for the fact that

Everything that we know is wrong

I want some answers

I want a sea trade

I want a haircut now

Something different and plain

I want the Jacksons from 1973

I want the Osmonds

Want you to love me

I want a gold watch

I want some Hickory Farms

I want a DJ now

With a thousand arms

I want some kung-fu

I want the realness of space

I want to see your smile

Shine up your face