Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom - Bob's Burgers, The National, Lapsley

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum

Can’t let them see me with my pants down

Coasters magazines is going to be my big chance now

Cos' I’ll be out of here in no time

I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

Today is going to be a great day

I’ll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away

Let’s be clear

I did absolutely nothing wrong

It’s not to blame, it’s not my fault

This is just to say

If Gene had pooped, like everyday

This all just would have gone away

He’ll be out of here in no time

Yeah, no one’s going to blame me

I’ll be doing just fine

Today is going to be a great day

If Teddy can’t unstick my dad

I’ll find another way

Let’s be clear / Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

I did absolutely nothing wrong, it’s not to blame, it’s not my fault / I’m just

glad it happens in a vacuum

This is just to say / Can’t let them see me with my pants down

If Gene had pooped, like every day, this all just would have gone away /

Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now

He’ll be out of there in no time / I’ll be out of here in no time

No one’s going to blame me / I’ll be doing interviews

I’ll be feeling just fine / And feeling just fine

Today is going to be a great day

If Teddy can’t unstick my dad / I’ll do Coasters magazine

I’ll find another way / And blow everyone away

I’ll blow everyone away

I’ll blow everyone away

I’ll blow everyone away

I’ll blow everyone away