Merry Christmas Allah - Bob Rivers

Christmas treats have all been baked

The fridge is stocked with booze

But I still have one wish to make

A big Noel to you

Merry Christmas Allah

We’re far apart that’s true

But that can change if we can arrange

Some mistletoe for you

Christmas lights on my street

I wish you could see

But Mecca’s so far away

I would serve the family lamb

Instead of Christmas ham

Just to make things okay

Still I wish you’d get into Christmas

Merry Christmas Allah

Have some eggnog too

Why not pick up a little Christmas tree

And buy your wives some new shoes?

My big desire

A worldwide cease-fire

'Cause Santa’s up in his sleigh

And we wish you Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Allah

Happy Ramadan too

Just one more wish on this Christmas Eve

Peace on Earth would do

And take this fruitcake too

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Allah