Be Claus I Got High - Bob Rivers

I was gonna trim the tree, until I got high

I was gonna buy you a DVD, but then I got high

My presents ain’t wrapped up, and I know why

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna hang my lights before I got high

I was supposed to book my grandma’s flight, but then I got high

She’s sleepin' at LAX, and I know why

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna send you a card, but I got high

Put a lighted reindeer in my yard, but I got high

My jack-o-lantern's frozen, its still outside

'Cause I get high

Because I get high

'Cause I get high

I was gonna clean the chimney flue, but then I got high

I was gonna roll up a fatty too for the fat guy

I drank his milk and cookies, and I know why

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna go to midnight mass while I was high

I was gonna sit there and pass some gas while I was high

Now I’ll burn in h, and I know why

'Cause I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna kiss my grandmas face, and then I got high

I was gonna eat her fruit cake too, then I got high

It tasted pretty nasty, but I don’t mind

Because I was high

Because I was high

Because I was high

I’m messin with Christmas songs because I’m high

I hope Afroman don’t take this wrong because he’s high

If I get a call from his attorney, well I know why

So he can get high

So he can get high

So he can get high

Hey is he really high?

Yeah, he’s high.

Fa la lalala s do da

Yeah, he really is high

Snoop snoop doggy do wah

Flippy de bird at you all

La da da da dah de dah

Doggy doo doo

Say mutt?

Say mutt?

Say mutt?

So all you kids, be real good, make your bed

That’s fantastic advice for all the children.

Hey man we screwed this up big time.

OK?

When grandma hears this, ooh man, I’m outta the will, ok?

No more sweet potato pie, brother.