Think Outside The Box - Bloodhound Gang

Playing star again on a steel horse

I ride anywhere I roam

With my eye on filling my palm

With a titty from a city where I’m strumming a song

Poorly but surely the next girl next door needs

To prove that she really does truly adore me

So horny at a bake and shake warning

Some fanner heynannernanner’s getting hammered

Sore like a scene from a porno flick it seems

That the more hardcore my scheme she’s keen

On banging her head like Slayer’s playing in my lap

Till she looks like she’s doing a Got Milk ad

Sounds bad but believe me any girl this easy

Has had more bands in her than CBGBs

If she needs me to meet her needs, she needs to stay awake

As her legs are the only thing that’s open this late

But what kind of a slut would want to sleep with me

You’ve gotta be fucked up to want to sleep with me

When she gets her panties lower than her self-esteem

I’ll show her what her mommy did that made her daddy leave

Ask not what your cunt can do for you

Ask what you can do for your cunt

This all-access backstage pass is

Acting as an aphrodesiac with this

Floozie that laughs as she flashes her ass

And then asks for an autograph, that obviously practices

In front of a mirror, knees touching her ears

On all fours so much she gives her age in dog years

She’s like a microphone cause she gets used by the singer

When you kiss her you’re pretty much blowing Kip Winger

But what kind of a slut would want to sleep with me

You’ve gotta be fucked up to want to sleep with me

When she gets her panties lower than her self-esteem

I’ll show her what her mommy did that made her daddy leave

Ask not what your cunt can do for you

Ask what you can do for your cunt

Ask not what your cunt can do for you

Ask what you can do for your cunt

Stop giving them kittens for free to creeps like me