Wouldn't That Be Nice - Blaze Foley

Well, lock your door lady or I’ll jump in your car

I know you know how nasty we are

Poke out your eyeballs and make you a scar

Make you have to walk real far

Mess up your hairdo and sit on your face

Scatter your makeup all over the place

Take all your money and kidnap your kids

Take all your money and buy me some lids

Then I’ll call up your husband and tell him you’re dead

Take out your tonsils and make you give head

Let out the air out of all of your tires

Take out your molars with needle-nose pliers

Make you do everything you don’t want to do

Buy me some earthworms and smear them on you

Put your fat head in a rusty old vice

Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice