The Bad Touch - Black-Ingvars

Ha-Ha!

Well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about

(I'd appreciate your input)

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts

Yes, I’m Siskel, yes, I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up

You’ve had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you’re out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock,

you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means «Small Craft Advisory»

So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on, I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours, I’ll show you mine, «Tool Time,» you’ll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch «X-Files»

Do it now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals

So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now