Heaven 2 Hell - Black Gryph0n, Baasik, Elsie Lovelock

Attention all sinners!

Alastor here!

And Charlie!

And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel!

Actually, it's the Happy

Wonderful!

Now listen up!

What would you do if I said there's a place for you?

A place completely free of shame and doubt (well, just about)

What would you do if you could start it all anew?

Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out

You will not want for anything, we'll take it all away

No, actually, we'll give you things 'cause stealing's not okay

Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs

Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs

We'll make them pay

They'll want to stay

Don't scare them all away

We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell

But we both want this new venture to do well

So, with her passion

And his power

And this rinky-dink hotel

We might just bring some heaven to hell

It's clear to me that you're just looking for control

It's definitely getting out of hand (I agree)

So before we go and tell another tired, tortured soul

I think we need to come up with a plan (good idea!)

We'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part

Well, actually, we probably should help them change their heart

By teasing them and baiting them

Or rehabilitating them

Boil them, baste them, slice them up and serve them à la carte

That's horrible!

Don't be such a princess

Go to Hell!

Already there, darling!

We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell

But we both want this new venture to do well

So, with her passion

And his power

And this rinky-dink hotel

We might just bring some heaven to hell

One more time for the demons in the back!

With our passion, and our power and this rinky-dink hotel

We might just bring some heaven to hell

Want some hors d'oeuvres?

I'll pass

Yeah!

Thank you, thank you!

I'm here for all eternity!

Hahahahahahaahaaaaa