Uncle Jim - Black 47

My Uncle Jim was a hell of a man

He lived in the Philippine Islands

Came back home in '67

To convert us local savages

He was very popular in Wexford town

Though not with the priests or the clergy

For he could say the mass in ten minutes flat

We called him Father Speedy Gonzalez.

He didn’t say boo in confession

He wasn’t the least judgmental

If you didn’t kill your ma or your da

He could be exceedingly gentle

A terrible man for drinkin' shorts

He loved to bet on the horses

I can still see him there with the fag in his mouth

Studyin' form at the races

Hey Uncle Jim I miss you still

Though we fought like divils sometimes

About sex and guns and rock & roll

And all the bad things on me mind

One day he got a notion from hell

I thought he was havin' me on

«The Rev. Ian Paisley,» he said

«Reminds me of St. Paul.

That man must learn to change his ways

He needs a helpin' hand

And a first class dose of the Holy Ghost

I’m sure he’ll understand.»

Se we set out for Belfast town

The priest and a slip of a boy

We were just a mile from Portadown

When the Specials pulled us over

«Where are you goin' with your Roman collar

And your bottle of holy water?»

«We're off to convert the Rev. Ian.»

They nearly fell down with the laughter

Hey Uncle Jim I miss you still

Though we fought like divils sometimes

About sex and guns and rock & roll

And all the bad things on me mind

With guns and jeers they threatened us

But they were wastin' their time

For Jim had faced down Chairman Mao

Back in 1949

They inquired about our relationship

And the sexual drives of the Pope

I wanted to cry at the sight of their guns

For I had given up hope

Me Uncle stared at the Orangemen

He didn’t give a damn

If they strung him up in Portadown

He was that kind of a man

I swore to God in heaven

I wouldn’t let him down

And cry in front of them fascists

That turned me life around

Hey Uncle Jim I miss you still

Though we fought like divils sometimes

About sex and guns and rock & roll

And all the bad things on me mind

We never got to see the Rev. Ian

And things went from bad to worse

But I wonder if it’d all have turned out the same

If Jim and he had a smoke

And talked about racehorses

And the epistles of St. Paul

Over a bottle of Bushmills

They could have settled it all.

Hey Uncle Jim I miss you still

Though we fought like divils sometimes

About sex and guns and rock & roll

And all the bad things on me mind.