Charm School - Bishop Allen

Everybody’s saying

That I’m not so cool

So I’m going back to charm school

Charm school

Here in my new necktie

Feeling so refined

Working on my handshake and my smile

And though I’m always late

And I can’t stand up straight

I’m sure they’ll find me charming in a while

Such a dainty curtsey

Darling little child

Let me hold your hand, keep you from harm

I’m learning everyday

I practice what to say

I’m working in the mirror on my charm

Every little lesson

Every gilded rule

I follow or forget in my own way

Those lovely afternoons

With all those forks and spoons

My charm school made me ready for today