Honky Tonkitis - Billy Walker

I’ve got a strong suspicion that my baby’s coming down

With a mighty bad affliction that’s been going around the town

I don’t know who she caught it from but she sure is showing certain signs

Of having honky tonkitis and she’s got it bad this time

I know she had it once or twice before I came along

But I was sure our love would be enough to keep her home

Now that old infection’s coming back and things are looking sad

Cause she’s got honky tonkitis and Lord she’s got it bad

Honky tonkitis is the bending of the mind

It’s whiskey drinking slowly sinking love destroying time

Barstool riding downhill sliding jukebox songs and wine

She’s got honky tonkitis and she’s got it bad this time

My baby’s showing all the symptoms that I know so well

And I don’t need a doctor’s diagnosis just to tell

That this honky tonk addition is a sure and certain sign

That our love has fallen victim to the fever of the wine

Honky tonkitis is the bending of the mind

It’s whiskey drinking slowly sinking love destroying time

Barstool riding downhill sliding jukebox songs and wine

She’s got honky tonkitis and she’s got it bad this time

Yes she’s got honky tonkitis and she’s got it bad this time