U.H.F. - Bill Nelson

Looking through the laughing glass

And driving burning cars

I’m simulating crashes

And measuring the scars

Images still flicker

Wheels and dials spin 'round

I’m tuning in on nowhere

And hearing other sounds

Hearing other sounds …

Oh-oh

Time moves in shadows

Over yellowing walls

I calculate perspectives

Where their angle falls

I sit by her mirror

She stands and stares

I catch my reflection

With fastidious snares

With fastidious snares …

Oh-oh

I act the perfect passenger

I offer no advice

Maintaining my position

I fail to break the ice

She issues her co-ordinates

Her points of no return

And catalogs the impact zones

Of cars that crash and burn

Of cars that crash and burn …

Oh-oh