No Damn Good - Big Daddy Kane

Hey, you know,

Im findin it very hard to understand

The lifestyle of young ladies today

Yo, theyre hard to figure out, gee

They need a sincere leader

You know, Ive heard it said

You gotta use what you got to get what you want

But I think theyre usin a little bit too much when they flaunt

You know

, you know, ehm

I dont understand the way these girls is rolling today, man

How about you, man?

Yo, let me tell you somethin, gee

If they aint lying they tryin to do some other — wildness

I know, I know

Its like girls promisin you thomass

And cant even cook toast, right?

What Im tryin to tell you, man, is…

They just aint no damn good

No damn good

Check it out

Now theres this girl named monique

The type of female that you consider a freak

A big-time player playin like a drum beat

You think her address is 21 hump street

She step out every night to swing

With her lee press-ons and a nefertiti ring

Bamboo earrings all big and lookin silly

With extensions hangin down like milli vanilli

And every wednesday night at the apollo

First kid she saw with jewerly shed follow

And monique would be ready to sleep

With the first kid in a benz or a cherokee jeep

Strung out and givin up the nappy dug out

Youre on the critical list, about to pull the plug out

So here, nympho, heres some good info

Stop takin em putts and close your legs, toots

Cause I remember you was one of a kind and a fine — hm I once was infatuated by the things that you do But now youre doodoo

Its all about respectin yourself

In order to gain respect from anyone else

Treat yourself like a real woman should

Cause bitch, you aint no damn good

Thats right, theres a lotta young ladies out here

That just aint no damn good

But hold up minute

Theres a lotta guys out there that aint no damn good either

Oh yeah?

Yeah, cause I had to tell one the other night

That his thing had too many nots in it What you mean by too many nots?

Not big enough, not hard enough, and not long enough

Yeah, aight

But check this here out

Well now, heres another story

About this kid by the name of corey

A hustler with game tryin to make a name

That was his aim, but his lifestyle was lame

Cause he would front like it wasnt even funny

About his girl, his car, and his money

Pullin out a knot every place

But every single bill had washingtons face

And he went beyond exaggeration

To lie about his means of transportation

Because he said he had a benz car

Come to find out, it was his friends car

Talk about simple chronic halitosis

Damn, his breath was ferocious

He had an odor that just wont quit

Smelled like he washed in oil of oh shit

Tellin girls hes daddy long-strokin

(shit, you must be jokin)

Cause he aint got no bitches

And couldnt hurt a virgin if her pussy had stitches

See, corey, theres a lot youre missin

Seems to me, you aint got a pot to piss in So lets get one thing understood

Muthafucka, you aint no damn good

The moral of the story is The majority of the population of males and females today

Are just no damn good