Frat Cars - Big Boys

Cruisin' in their big cars

And wastin' lots of gas

When are they gonna learn

That don’t give 'em no class?

Big lots full of mama’s wagons

Marquis, Trans-Ams, and Jeeps

All paid for by Daddy

Ain’t this life too cheap?

Frat cars, frat cars

I can’t stand those frat cars

Crowding up the streets

With all those stupid Greeks

Fuckin' with the freaks

Let’s tow them away!

Hangin' out their T- tops

And thinkin' that they’re cool

And drinkin' beer in Izods

And actin' like a fool

Frat cars, they’re so useless

Who needs them in our town?

If we get rid of those frat cars

There’ll be no more frats around

Frat cars, frat cars

I can’t stand those frat cars

Crowding up the streets

With all those stupid Greeks

Fuckin' with the freaks

Let’s tow them away!