It's a Man - Betty Hutton

Girls!

Girls!

Watch out!

Watch out!

There’s a two legged animal running about

If it smokes a great big cigar

And it hangs around at a bar

If it tells the biggest lies

Wears the loudest ties?

It’s a man!

If it acts just like a crosspatch

Has a face with whiskers that scratch

If its stubborn as can be mean and ornery

It’s a man!

If it walks

If it talks

If its habits are a little bit peculiar

If it brags and tries to make you think it’s wonderful

Be on the lookout, don’t let it fool ya!

But if it makes the moon up on high

More than just a light in the sky

If it kisses you and you find you like it too

Grab it!

It’s a man!

If it whistles each time you pass

Owns a car that runs out of gas

Then it’s time that you get hip, better watch your step

It’s a man!

If it acts just like it’s the boss

When it knows that you are of course

If it gets a little rough

Thinks it’s very tough

It’s a man!

If it walks

If it talks

If its habits are a little bit peculiar

If it brags and tries to make you think it’s wonderful

Be on the look out, don’t let it fool ya

But if it’s kneeling down on one knee

Saying «Darling, please marry me»

Then don’t hesitate

Better name the date

And then grab it!

Hold it!

Hang onto it!

For it’s a man!