Transistor Radio - Benny Hill

My baby’s got a transistor radio

She takes it everywhere we go

She takes it when we go out a-walking

Even to a movie show

Well now, just last night, in the pale moonlight

I asked her for a kiss

But instead of hearing her whisper sweet words of love

All that I could hear was this

(Radio Pinky & Perky Style)

Last night I held a little hand

it made my poor heart sing

It was the sweetest hand I’d held

Four aces and a king

Ga-ba-ga-ba-hey-ho

I went round to the house where my baby lives

To ask her for a date

There I was, walking up the garden path

Round about half past eight

When I heard a sound, made my poor heart pound

It stopped me in my stride

I seemed to hear the voice of another guy

Coming from inside

(Radio Elvis Style)

I wonder if you?

re lonesome tonight — but don’t wanna call

Maybe that?

s ?cause you?

re eleven feet tall

And all the world?

s a stage, I have often heard that said

But I don?

t have a wooden heart

I have a wooden head

I?

d like to take her transistor radio

And throw it in the deep blue sea

I?

m so jealous of her transistor radio

?Cause it takes her mind off me

I said, Oh baby, please be mine

I want you for my own

Tell me, is your love for somebody else?

Or is it for me alone?

(Radio Presenter Style)

It’s also for Ngia Gooki of British Honduras, Umbongo Appledory of New Guinea,

and Fred Glockenlocker of British Hartlepool

I swore to her that I would always be true

And love her all the while

And on that oh so happy day in may

I took her down the aisle

Now, do you take this man to be your loving husband?

The preacher softly said

But he never heard you say, I do

Cause this is what he heard instead

(Radio)

Gabba, gabba, yeah, yeah

Gabba, gabba, yeah, yeah

You told me you were just eighteen on the telephone

I thought that you meant eighteen years

But you meant eighteen stone

Big fat mama

We went to spend our honeymoon down on the Island of Capri

I found ourselves a very small hotel as quiet as could be

But when I got up to our room upon our wedding night

This is the sound that reached my ears

As I switched out the light

Darling?

Ere, where?

s the radio?

Music he wants