Sports & Wine - Ben Folds Five

Destiny was calling

Monday afternoon

Wednesday you’ll be crawling

And pray to be there soon

With sports and wine

Yeah

Sports and wine

No, no

Some men never grew up

Fortunate like you

Some men never found out

What it takes to be a dude

Now sports and wine

Yeah

Sports and wine

No, no, no

The girls don’t understand it

What you think is art

My, oh my, we’re all impressed

How sensitive you are

Everybody’s talkin' 'bout you now

You know it’s true

'cause it always has been

Sports and wine for you

So you ask me how I think I know

Just what makes you tick

I know what I know ya know

I know you make me sick

And sports and wine

Oh oh

Sports and wine

The girls don’t understand it

Anything you say

And I don’t understand it either

Guess that makes me gay

Everybody’s talkin' 'bout you now

You know its true