Goldenballs - Bell, Bell & Spurling, Spurling

Hey, has anyone seen my balls?

What do they look like?

They’re golden

I was the boy next door

The one they said would never score

But just look at me now

Showed the world some how

That im always on the ball

I’ve got just what it takes

So follow my trends, some become fixed

I’ve got spice in my life

And now she’s my wife

On every bedroom wall

Hey, Hey, Hey

Coz iiii’m Goldenballs

Mr. Beckham to you

Iiii’mm Goldenballs

Mr. Beckham to you, and you

And i’m always on the ball

Mr. Beckham to you

They say i’m the king of free kicks

The Italians all want me

And so do the chicks

But i’ll stay where i am

I’m a Manchester man

And Fergie’s Goldenballs

I’m captain, i feel i’m in heaven

May change my hair

But i’m still number seven

But boy they’ve done good

I told you i would

And that’s your Beckham call

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

Coz iiii’mm Goldenballs

Mr. Beckham to you

Iiii’mm Goldenballs

Mr. Beckham to you, and you

And i’m always on the ball

Mr. Beckham to you

Hey lets tell 'em like it is

All of the trophys that i have won

Don’t compare to Brooklyn my son

Wait 'til the world gets a load of me

Just look at me now

I’m on top of a tree

Coz iiii’mm Goldenballs

Mr. Beckham to you

Iiii’mm Goldenballs

Mr. Beckham to you, and you

And i’m always on the ball

Mr. Beckham to you

Mr. Beckham to you

Mr. Beckham to you

Mr. Beckham to yoooooou

Can i have my balls back please!