Idiot's Guide -

Slow Slow Readers

You think too much

Master the meaning of «the»

My brain’s in the basin all washed up So I Mastered the meaning of «dumb»

Flashing the pages on to gain wages

Makes cuts in the eye

Snorting eight balls of textbook lies

Have-em weeping in metered rhymes

Dreams are a mess sleeping endless for three days

A lazy disguise to be wise

Why don’t you spare me a dime

Cause I’m in the market to buy

I’m in the market to buy