At Least I'm Not a Toucher - Be Like Max

Probably

I should read more now

That I’m thirty

Try and act like an adult sometimes

But I sleep too late

Cause it’s hard to get out of bed these days

I hardly do

Charity work

I’ve never gone vegan

I’m sometimes a jerk

My lady gets pissed

When I drink and drive

I’m no role model, but at least

I’m not like Cosby

What a piece of fucking shit

He honestly

Should be ass raped while in prison

So he no longer sticks his dick in

Some passed out chick in bed

I’ve got some hemorrhoids cause I eat like shit

Broken some windows when I’ve gotten pissed

Sometimes I’m told

I argue too much

Well fuck it I’m stubborn and you fucking suck

I’ve no idea

What my future holds

My plans are a blur

My bands getting old

I’ve got no career

I’ve got no degree

I’m losing my mind but at least

I’m not like Weinstein

What a sick fucking asshole using

His position of power and money

Holding over the heads

Of vulnerable girls too weak to fight him back

I’m certain

Going on behind those curtains

Is a man of power lurking

And it makes me sad cause I don’t understand

Some people

Have to be so fucking worthless

Like they just can’t fight these urges

And they don’t know what respect is

At least I’m not like them

Not like them

Not like them

At least I’m not like them