Bang Bang Baby Bang Bang Merry Christmas - Angry Johnny and the Killbillies

It was Xmas eve when I walked into the door

Her and my best friend were rolling round on the floor

He was slipping her the Yule log under the tree

They were way too busy to notice me

But they stopped when they heard the cock of my .44

I shot him first, I blew off his jingle bells

Then I said «Darling, you’ll be joining him in hell»

But she pleaded with me «Please don’t do it!»

I couldn’t shoot her, and she knew it

I dropped my gun and to my knees I fell

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She said «How can I undo what I have done?»

I thought a bit and I handed her the gun

My ex-friend was moaning underneath the tree

I said «Finish off that prick for me»

And she blew that sorry fuck to kingdom come

She said «Bang bang baby, bang bang merry Xmas»

(Bang bang baby, bang bang baby)

She said «Bang bang baby, bang bang… merry Xmas»

We drug him to the lake and we pulled him through the ice

The flecks of blood on her face were twinkling in the moonlight

If she ever looked better I can’t remember

All covered in blood that night in December

Forgiving is easy when the sinner looks so nice

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(Bang bang baby, bang bang baby)

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(merry Xmas)

(merry Xmas)

(merry Xmas)