A Romantic Guy - Aurelio Voltaire

Ill buy the champaign

Take it back to the place

We’re staying tonight

Thats right, A hotel down the way

I’ll take you out to a play

Keep ya dry in the rain

And ill open each door

Before your chivalry’s my way

But in time ill make you sigh

And here’s the reason why

'Cause Im just a Romantic Guy

On our second date

I say I just can’t wait

To call you my own

And ill be yours

And yours alone

In time we will find

Im the trusting kind

I am true blue

Its true id never cheat on you

But in time ill make you cry

And here’s the reason why

'Cause Im just a Romantic Guy

Strike up the band

Give me your hand

Playing our song

So come along

It won’t be long

'Til everything goes wrong

Now you’re throwing a fit

And you’re drunk off your tits

And you’re making a scene

You’re mean, you’re screaming

In the streets

Seem your logic has quit

Personality split

And your reason is treason

Like some rats above a ship

Its no surprise

Ill say goodbye

I dont need a reason why

I just dont have time

For that shit

So if you’re prone to Histrionics

Hey, babe lets keep it platonic

I just dont have time

For that shit