Dear John - Au Pairs

Dear John — cherchez la femme?

Dear John — round the bend?

Dear John — still looking for me?

Dear John — still like what you see?

Dear John — find a sex-machine

It will help with your fantasy

But there is only room for one

and here she comes, here she comes

The car — is it kingfisher blue?

The house — do I welcome you?

do I recline like the seats in your head?

sex-tech objects locked in your head?

Dear John — I’m waiting for you

Restaurant — I’ve ordered for two

Spread upon and around the tables

Ex-bed, horny fables

Dear John — find a sex-machine

It will help you with your fantasy

But there’e only room for one

And here she comes, here she comes