Weed Instead of Roses - Ashley Monroe

Baby we’ve been together for a long, long time

You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights

Lately I’ve been dreaming you in leather, me in lace

Let’s put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains

Give me weed instead of roses

Bring me whiskey instead of wine

Every puff, every shot, you’re looking better all the time

I don’t need a card from Hallmark

Box of candy, heaven knows

Give me weed instead of roses

Let’s see where it goes

Honey you don’t have to worry

There ain’t no one else for me

Lately we have fallen under the same routine

I ain’t getting any younger, oh but you don’t seem to care

Let’s trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear

Let’s send the kids to grandma

And call in sick to work

Put on some heavy metal

Rip the phone off of the hook

Go call your no good brother

We both know what he’s been growing

I’ll be waiting with the whipped cream

And baby let’s get going

You pull out the Polaroid

And I’ll strike a couple poses

Oh let’s get a little wild

Bring me weed instead of roses