Charlamagne - Asher Roth

I’m bored, I just wanna record

Hit the mod on Discord

Damn the man, save the empire

All these campfires, earthquakes and hurricanes

I blame Charlamagne

Leaky faucet water main, charter plane

Carter Wayne, Sean Vince, all the same

Gang gang, pardon me

Dorky, I’m horny, I’m almost forty

I’m Jordy Nelson recorded and escorted by Danny Elfman

Selsun Blue, had a dude who always had a crew cut

But grew it to his butt to prove he do what he wants

Suddenly concludes his shampoo don’t do nothing

Uses new found youth to abuse substance

Girlfriend’s cool, hates

How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Kate Hudson, we love it

Watching them bake things in the oven, fuck it

Usually it be brownies, cakes and muffins

Sometimes becomes more extravagant, sugar in the cabinet

Lend it to my neighbors 'cause they never end up having it

Kaepernick should’ve had a job as quarterback, shit

He’ll complete a pass, linebackers sit and traffer it

That’s immaculate, actually think it’s more metaphor

The forces distort the sport so they can ensure

They provide the cure and the disease

Tend to believe 'em sperm ain’t ready for the world, gotta freeze 'em

Maybe next millennium, wait until the pendulum swings

Back to when rims would spin on black Navigators

The plan seems to backfire

As a couple of students begin to dream of a scheme of their own