Santa's in the Closet - Ariel Pink

Santa Claus is in the closet

Santa’s in the water closet

Takin' off his leotard

PJs, underwear

Oh, ho-ho-ho

Santa’s gone and lost his apron

Santa’s cooking up some bacon

on the

took away

Santa’s in the closet

Santa’s

Sixty candles, make a wish

Santa’s cake is on the dish

Steady rock instead

Rocking at the kitchen door

Santa Claus is in the closet

Santa’s in the water closet

Takin' off his leotard

PJs, underwear

Oh, ho-ho-ho

18 karat, ginger snap

Pedal pushers coming back

And he doesn’t know jack

spices at the door

And he doesn’t know jack

Up the pull the latch

footsteps down the hatch

Santa’s movin' down the hall

Santa Claus is at the bar

Santa wants to break the law

Santa’s goin', goin' down

And Santa wants to go to hell

18 karat, ginger snap

Pedal pushers coming back

And he doesn’t know jack

Santa’s locked in the closet

I don’t know how he got there

Or what he’s doing here