Honkey Kong - Apathy

Bring out the apes the gorrilas, the monkies and junkies

Half money, half bummy, half genius, half dummy

Dirty, stutty, bloody, muddy, filthy fuck buddy

If you stup-y you should study how I’m steady makin' money

Like I’m Steady B, Freddy Kruger, bald as Lex Luthor

Spark buddha, pick a public park, become a sharpshooter

Chop an off duty cop up in the chop suey

channelin Tupac through me damn

I’m such a Glock groupie

My jammer hammer probably got your grandma yellin

like she Janis Joplin

I’m Joshin, please get off my Johnson

I see you bitches jockin this jargon that I’m jottin

I’m Jesus, a genius, a G I’m a genie

Grantni bitcher wishes if they wish is for my pee-pee

I’m greasy and greedy and creepy and freaky and skeevy

Your breezy will fuck me for a CD

They’re very very dangerous, they’re wild animals

Something’s got to be done

Yo, look at all this wild shit y’all caught me on

with firearms, now it’s on like Honkey Kong

Where my gorillas at?

Where my apes at?

(2x)

Look at all this wild shit y’all got me on

They play this song and it’s on like Honkey Kong

Where my gorillas at?

Where my apes at?

(2x)

Bring out the red ones, the devils, bring out the vandals

Bring the vicious ditch diggers and bitches with love handles

Bring the bummy scummy stretch mark tummy with no money

Strobelight honey who swear she like a Playboy bunny

Half this fatty, DAffy atittude, crabby to scrab me verbally

Abusive baby daddy callin liquor stores to packy

I’m picky in particular, conside sex and extra-curricular test

and you can call me Professor Testicular

Stick it in ya, dick dangle down to my fibula

Nah I’m fibbin, it just barely touch the top of my tibia

The city touchin, city crushin, pretty fuckin disgustin

kiddy abductin giddy off the gal' of luther dust

A chauvinist, a show-off, a slash in your show pants

Or Eric B. with dooky ropse so call me the dope man

You fucks don’t even know if you don’t come up with my dough

you’ll hear more 9's than German people screamin no

I’m that Honkey Kong, orangutang, killer ape… (Slows down)

Where my gorillas at?

Where my apes at?

(4x)