Candy - Apathy

Candy

I call my sugar candy

(Because I’m sweet on)

Top of the list together like Twix

My doctor says to give you up I’m taking a risk

My friends say I’m all hype but that’s all they can say

They see I’m about 3 Swedish Fish from a Hershey’s Kiss

See she’s thicker than a Snickers in smore

And it really doesn’t matter Now or Later if I score

I met her on Fifth Avenue not in no hood bar

I bet a hundred grand I’ll be your Mr. Goodbar

Butterfingers gripped to ridiculous hips

While she giving me Good’N’Plenty with her licorious lips

I can’t call it I can’t front I’m stuck I’m a sugarholic

Always got my Pushpop in her Whatchamacallit

I’m in love symphony and doves what do I do

How I turned my little Chicklet into a Big League Chew

We need a house a six and some beautiful kids

And we’ll be in candyland with our Junior Mints

Because she’s

I heard you was chilling with them Nerds and the Sourpatch Kids

Sniffing nose candy no Candy I ain’t in your biz' but

Every single payday you’re checking your Sidekick

Hit the Kit Kat club and sniff a Pixie Stick

You got a Sugardaddy but when will money learn

That that shit will turn his candybar into a Gummy Worm

Got fired from your job so you hit me up

Told me that they made you piss in a Reeses Cup

She a freak all you gotta do is rub up against her

And she’ll push her head back like a Pez dispenser

Told me one day she going to be a monster star

But she never found that golden ticket in a Wonka Bar

You understand me Candy I talked to your family

They said they ain’t heard from you since was in Miami

Got a pimp, tried to make a little mint like Andes

Traded in your Fruit Roll Ups for eadible panties

Damn Candy