Good as It Gets - Anti-Nowhere League

Johnny went and joined the army, says he wants to see the world

Said he wants to get some money, (?)stage (?) himself into a girl

Suzie says she needs some lovin', says she really wants it bad

Says she’s gonna start a family to get the love she never had

She don’t wanna sell her sex for money, she don’t wanna dance around the pole

Says she kind of thinks it’s funny, the things she does for birth control

I know you always wanted champagne (?)

And I know you always said to me, there’s something you don’t get

But all I have to give to you is cheap wine and cigarettes

But let me tell you, honey now, this is as good as it gets

Mother goes and (?)gets the shopping (?), puts a coat on in the rain

She doesn’t like to talk about it, but her back’s in pain again

Father sits in front the telly, the football is about to start

Opens up another beer can, pulls aside and lets a fart

We’re all together going nowhere, numbered in production lines

Looking like the one beside you, happiness is the only crime

I know you always wanted champagne (?)

And I know you always said to me, there’s something you don’t get

But all I have to give to you is cheap wine and cigarettes

But let me tell you, sweetheart now, this is as good as it gets