Don't Be an Apple - Annoying Orange

Don’t be an apple-- said it once, said it twice

I’ve said it loud, I’ve said it quiet, cuz it’s solid advice

An apple is the type to go mute on the mic

And have a cow instead of flowin' with it, showing its stripes

I ain’t «lion» here, folks-- my exasperation’s building

Everytime some apple rolls up into the building

Nope, can’t keep a straight face.

Those little red phone-ies

Got me burning with urges to make pineapple-apple pens, hold me

Back, here’s a greenback, let’s see if you can

Stay stone-faced 'round this apple.

Betcha you can’t

Count your lucky stars that you ain’t an apple, dude

You’re the bomb just as you are, so don’t let 'em break you

Don’t be a wet blanket, live your life in the sun

Cancel out the noise and rock on 'til you’ve won

Even one apple a day can be a hazard hazard hazard

To your health.

Get up get down get up if you’re gettin' madder

And seeing red when these white knights ride in to say

That you should give apples a chance and play nice.

I say nay!

Do the opposite.

Cuz apples are apples, you’ll get left

Standing holding the bill for their coffee after they’ve left

Right now there’s no procedure for an apple that’s bad

That can turn an apple Golden Delicious and rad

Apples don’t fall very far from the tree--

Take it from me and E.T.

Now TNT!