Let's Talk About You - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Marti Webb

Funny, always thought of you as my girlfriend.

I just can’t believe you could come in here and say all those things.

Let me finish, I said let me finish.

Thank you.

Thanks for bringing me up to date dear.

Didn’t know you knew all the in’s and out’s of my private life.

Let me finish, I said let me finish.

Let’s talk about you

A minute or two.

What tart is your husband keeping.

Where’s he sleeping?

Can’t you say?

Let’s talk about men.

You’re at it again!

I hear that you need a bed full for those dreadful games you play.

How dare you come in here wagging your wicked tongue?

Your cheeks are red my dear.

You look like you’ve been stung.

I know my life’s a mess… but I think you’re the worst thing in it.

Wait a minute…

Let’s talk about you because you never do.

You couldn’t wait to blurt out all that dirt out in my face.

Let’s talk about pills and illegal thrills.

I hear that the habit’s gripped you and you’ve tripped to every place.

Does it make you feel good

Knowing that I feel bad?

Yes, knowing you it would.

You must be very sad.

You can’t know how I feel.

But my friend you’re about to learn how it’s my turn now…

Let’s talk about booze and how much you use.

What time do your kids start drinking?

Am I sinking low as you?

Yes he likes girls and boys, what else did you see

He has not got things you didn’t do

How’s that fat little man… was it one more affair?

Where are you going… Why are you running away from me?

Are you absolutely sure you don’t want to stay for tea!